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  • shitehawke0

    I was once stopped by police as I ran away from my friend who was trying to piss on me leg. It was after the pub and we were heading home and stopped to have a slash. I slagged him off and he turned, trying to get me shoes. I zipped up and laced it down the road with him after me, spraying himself with wee as he tried to catch up. I was in hysterics and didn't see the police and full on belted into them by accident.

    On the plus side he didn't manage to spray me.

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