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    You: ¿
    Stranger: What the fuck kind of symbol is that you muppet?
    You: its a fuckin question mark innit
    You: upside down like
    You: woah
    Stranger: It's upside down you tosspot.
    You: duh
    Stranger: Wait. Hold on a minute. Don't tell me you're fucking English?
    You: haha
    You: eyoop nobhead
    Stranger: Good on ya, as am I.
    You: north of england born n bred, strong int arm , thick int head
    Stranger: Basically, the reason I'm here is to recruit pure bloods like yourself into the National Front.
    You: hahahahaaaaaa
    Stranger: We, much like yourself, are fed up of all the fucking pakis and coons.
    You: gimme youre best shot - convince me
    Stranger: Convince? Piss off mate, as if you need any convincing
    Stranger: Look at the state of our country
    You: its more the state of the minds that are in it
    Stranger: Every seconds person's called Ding Dong Patel, all the coons are swarming in from their shit-infested countries out in Africa, getting free medical care/government grants, robbing US TAXPAYERS out of fucking coin, during a recession when EVERY LAST PENNY COUNTS
    You: do you vote?
    You: do you know your local MP?
    Stranger: Our aim is to round 'em all up and flick them on the next boat back to Africa, via India. One way ticket.
    Stranger: Of course I do.
    Stranger: Am I getting through to you?
    You: thats a long boat trip. it'd save taxpayers money if you just shot them all down an empty coal mine
    Stranger: Well come on mate, we've got to be realistic here.
    Stranger: We can't just go around shooting black folk.
    Stranger: I mean, by all means do it
    Stranger: I won't say shit
    You: good.
    You: coz it already happens
    Stranger: But it'd be much more 'humane' for us to just give them a nudge in the right direction innit.
    You: a nudge down a mile deep pit - theres hundreds of empty pits in yorkshirte y'know
    Stranger: just give 'em a few kicks in the head, let 'em know they're not wanted 'round these ways, go to the docks to see 'em off, might even wave goodbye if I'm feeling chirpy..
    You: i cant believe you've never heard about it - wave them off on a boat????? are you really part of the fight???? you sound like a fuckin pansy liberal cunt
    Stranger: Heard about what? The pits in Yorkshit?
    Stranger: Fuck Yorkshire, best thing that came outta that shithole were Leed United. 'Nuff said.
    You: yeah, chuckin the fuckin paki coonts down 'em...
    Stranger: Of course I'm part of the 'flight' you tosspot.
    You: then whats this about puttin em on a boat??? whos payin for that?????????????
    Stranger: We're just looking out for our countries best interests.
    Stranger: They're paying for it.
    You: oh right. sure they are
    You: we'll get the polish to build it for free too right?
    Stranger: Already underway my friend. Can you keep a secret?
    You: and like throwing pakis down coal mines isn't one?
    Stranger: Down at the docks in Dover, we've got about 20 members working on one
    You: a boat?
    Stranger: The fuckers going to be big enough to fit 5,000 of the scum fucks.
    Stranger: Yes a boat.
    You: thats a ship then, not a boat
    Stranger: Boat, ship, who the fuck cares. Point is they're all going to be heading back home, where they belong.
    Stranger: Obviously it's going to take several years to get rid of them all
    You: would it be like a cruise ship?
    Stranger: No. It'll have the bare essentials.
    You: coz thered be lots of places to drop em off
    Stranger: One toilet, and plenty of deck space for them to sleep on.
    You: not just one place... i mean they could go to france or sommat
    Stranger: France? Are you out of your fucking mind?
    You: but...
    Stranger: Not that I give a fuck about France.
    Stranger: Frog tossers
    Stranger: But they've got enough coons as it is
    You: no i mean if they all have to go back to where they came from - thats a lot of places...
    You: so it'd be like a cruise ship boat
    You: P&O
    You: pakis and others
    Stranger: We're just dropping them in Africa
    Stranger: Probably Lagos, Nigeria
    Stranger: They can all make there way home from there
    Stranger: The biggset disgrace is, when I set off to Wembley to watch my fucking country, ENGLAND, play a game of footy, I see fucking coons wearing our WHITE strip.
    You: haha... what about all the foreign premiership footballers?
    You: would thay all go too?
    Stranger: No. They're staying
    Stranger: But they won't be getting paid, and they'll be caged up.
    You: until they play?
    Stranger: Yes
    You: then back in a cage
    Stranger: Yes
    You: awesomeism
    Stranger: They'll be allowed to train, under close guard
    You: maybe put them all in one big cage and chuck a football in and put it on setanta
    Stranger: If they try anything, even if they crack a joke, knife to the throat my friend.
    You: what about the queen being german?
    You: what do we do about that?
    You: gas chamber?
    Stranger: Funny you mention that, we were thinking of chucking them all on a farm up north.
    Stranger: Making a reality TV show out of it
    Stranger: No food, no drink
    You: should be lancashire
    Stranger: Just niggers squabbling on a farm
    Stranger: Now that's what I call a comedy
    Stranger: Imagine it..
    You: i bet she has a great pair of wellies
    Stranger: it'd be like a prison
    You: what about gays?
    Stranger: The Queen? Mate, there wont be no 'queen' when we take over that'd for sure.
    You: what to do wi them?
    Stranger: Gay's will be shot on sight.
    Stranger: *that's
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    Stranger: Views?
    You: so, lemme get this straight, no blacks, coons, pakis, gays, polish any otyher ethnic origin whatsoever, just engliash loud and proud watching the royal family on a farm in lancashire will do you right , right?
    Stranger: Yes mate
    Stranger: Anyways im off
    You: good luck on your council estate dickhead
    Stranger: a niggers throwing watermelons at my mansion
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    brilliant, mental, but brilliant!

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