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You: ¿
Stranger: What the fuck kind of symbol is that you muppet?
You: its a fuckin question mark innit
You: upside down like
You: woah
Stranger: It's upside down you tosspot.
You: duh
Stranger: Wait. Hold on a minute. Don't tell me you're fucking English?
You: haha
You: eyoop nobhead
Stranger: Good on ya, as am I.
You: north of england born n bred, strong int arm , thick int head
Stranger: Basically, the reason I'm here is to recruit pure bloods like yourself into the National Front.
You: hahahahaaaaaa
Stranger: We, much like yourself, are fed up of all the fucking pakis and coons.
You: gimme youre best shot - convince me
Stranger: Convince? Piss off mate, as if you need any convincing
Stranger: Look at the state of our country
You: its more the state of the minds that are in it
Stranger: Every seconds person's called Ding Dong Patel, all the coons are swarming in from their shit-infested countries out in Africa, getting free medical care/government grants, robbing US TAXPAYERS out of fucking coin, during a recession when EVERY LAST PENNY COUNTS
You: do you vote?
You: do you know your local MP?
Stranger: Our aim is to round 'em all up and flick them on the next boat back to Africa, via India. One way ticket.
Stranger: Of course I do.
Stranger: Am I getting through to you?
You: thats a long boat trip. it'd save taxpayers money if you just shot them all down an empty coal mine
Stranger: Well come on mate, we've got to be realistic here.
Stranger: We can't just go around shooting black folk.
Stranger: I mean, by all means do it
Stranger: I won't say shit
You: good.
You: coz it already happens
Stranger: But it'd be much more 'humane' for us to just give them a nudge in the right direction innit.
You: a nudge down a mile deep pit - theres hundreds of empty pits in yorkshirte y'know
Stranger: just give 'em a few kicks in the head, let 'em know they're not wanted 'round these ways, go to the docks to see 'em off, might even wave goodbye if I'm feeling chirpy..
You: i cant believe you've never heard about it - wave them off on a boat????? are you really part of the fight???? you sound like a fuckin pansy liberal cunt
Stranger: Heard about what? The pits in Yorkshit?
Stranger: Fuck Yorkshire, best thing that came outta that shithole were Leed United. 'Nuff said.
You: yeah, chuckin the fuckin paki coonts down 'em...
Stranger: Of course I'm part of the 'flight' you tosspot.
You: then whats this about puttin em on a boat??? whos payin for that?????????????
Stranger: We're just looking out for our countries best interests.
Stranger: They're paying for it.
You: oh right. sure they are
You: we'll get the polish to build it for free too right?
Stranger: Already underway my friend. Can you keep a secret?
You: and like throwing pakis down coal mines isn't one?
Stranger: Down at the docks in Dover, we've got about 20 members working on one
You: a boat?
Stranger: The fuckers going to be big enough to fit 5,000 of the scum fucks.
Stranger: Yes a boat.
You: thats a ship then, not a boat
Stranger: Boat, ship, who the fuck cares. Point is they're all going to be heading back home, where they belong.
Stranger: Obviously it's going to take several years to get rid of them all
You: would it be like a cruise ship?
Stranger: No. It'll have the bare essentials.
You: coz thered be lots of places to drop em off
Stranger: One toilet, and plenty of deck space for them to sleep on.
You: not just one place... i mean they could go to france or sommat
Stranger: France? Are you out of your fucking mind?
You: but...
Stranger: Not that I give a fuck about France.
Stranger: Frog tossers
Stranger: But they've got enough coons as it is
You: no i mean if they all have to go back to where they came from - thats a lot of places...
You: so it'd be like a cruise ship boat
You: P&O
You: pakis and others
Stranger: We're just dropping them in Africa
Stranger: Probably Lagos, Nigeria
Stranger: They can all make there way home from there
Stranger: The biggset disgrace is, when I set off to Wembley to watch my fucking country, ENGLAND, play a game of footy, I see fucking coons wearing our WHITE strip.
You: haha... what about all the foreign premiership footballers?
You: would thay all go too?
Stranger: No. They're staying
Stranger: But they won't be getting paid, and they'll be caged up.
You: until they play?
Stranger: Yes
You: then back in a cage
Stranger: Yes
You: awesomeism
Stranger: They'll be allowed to train, under close guard
You: maybe put them all in one big cage and chuck a football in and put it on setanta
Stranger: If they try anything, even if they crack a joke, knife to the throat my friend.
You: what about the queen being german?
You: what do we do about that?
You: gas chamber?
Stranger: Funny you mention that, we were thinking of chucking them all on a farm up north.
Stranger: Making a reality TV show out of it
Stranger: No food, no drink
You: should be lancashire
Stranger: Just niggers squabbling on a farm
Stranger: Now that's what I call a comedy
Stranger: Imagine it..
You: i bet she has a great pair of wellies
Stranger: it'd be like a prison
You: what about gays?
Stranger: The Queen? Mate, there wont be no 'queen' when we take over that'd for sure.
You: what to do wi them?
Stranger: Gay's will be shot on sight.
Stranger: *that's
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Stranger: Views?
You: so, lemme get this straight, no blacks, coons, pakis, gays, polish any otyher ethnic origin whatsoever, just engliash loud and proud watching the royal family on a farm in lancashire will do you right , right?
Stranger: Yes mate
Stranger: Anyways im off
You: good luck on your council estate dickhead
Stranger: a niggers throwing watermelons at my mansion
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