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I just went to the fridge because I wanted something to nibble, to pick at. I had a yearning for something savoury.
There wasn't anything much... we go shopping tomorrow so the cupboards are bare... but there was a tub of butter spread. I got a teaspoon and dug the edge in and tasted the spread. It was really nice. Salty, oily, it melted on my tongue.
I couldn't help myself and dug a failry decent half spoonload and shoved it in. It was bloody lovely. I just went for it, got another spoonful, full one shoved it in and it squidged between all my teeth under pressure and melted away to a delicious buttery liquor, another mouthful I couldn't stop I swear.
it. was. bloody. lovely.
I got a dessert spoon and just dug it in, fully loaded and shoved it in. It was an entire mouthful I could hardly close my mouth at all and as I forced my teeth together with my lips sealed shut it forced a thick snake of butter down the back of my mouth to my throat and that made me gag but I just took control, swallowed and immediately whacked another one in.
Anyway... cut a long story short.. I just ate the entire 750gram tub.
I could murder a cup of tea now.
- i just gaggedmegE
- haha, megE. i did too. grosssss.baseline_shift
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA7point34
- pure buttery gold********
- that is just narsty... i bet you will still taste it for weeks.. your girl will want to make out but you got...e-pill
- ...BUTTAH BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!e-pill