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    I just went to the fridge because I wanted something to nibble, to pick at. I had a yearning for something savoury.

    There wasn't anything much... we go shopping tomorrow so the cupboards are bare... but there was a tub of butter spread. I got a teaspoon and dug the edge in and tasted the spread. It was really nice. Salty, oily, it melted on my tongue.

    I couldn't help myself and dug a failry decent half spoonload and shoved it in. It was bloody lovely. I just went for it, got another spoonful, full one shoved it in and it squidged between all my teeth under pressure and melted away to a delicious buttery liquor, another mouthful I couldn't stop I swear.

    it. was. bloody. lovely.

    I got a dessert spoon and just dug it in, fully loaded and shoved it in. It was an entire mouthful I could hardly close my mouth at all and as I forced my teeth together with my lips sealed shut it forced a thick snake of butter down the back of my mouth to my throat and that made me gag but I just took control, swallowed and immediately whacked another one in.

    Anyway... cut a long story short.. I just ate the entire 750gram tub.

    I could murder a cup of tea now.

    • i just gaggedmegE
    • haha, megE. i did too. grosssss.baseline_shift
    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA7point34
    • pure buttery gold
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    • that is just narsty... i bet you will still taste it for weeks.. your girl will want to make out but you got...e-pill
    • ...BUTTAH BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!e-pill

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