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  • Horp0

    I just sat down awkwardly and got some of the hairs on my ballsack pinched between hard folds of denim. It didn't matter which way I turned to relieve the pain, it just wrenched even harder on the glory pouch. It came time to be a man and accept that luck sometimes greets us with a shitty palm, so I stood up.

    Hurt like hell, but I'm still here.

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    • nice play by play about absolutely nothing of use. I am now dumber for having read that... good to be back!
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