QBN Anthology I

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  • juhls0

    drgss:

    "What does ethno purity has to do with this, Europe is a completely different story

    I want people to understand that designers are made out of dung. All people in the advertising industry are made out of shit dungs -- literally. Advertisers and brand managers especially , because they produce absolutely nothing, are not needed by anyone, and are practically walking sewage pumps.

    I want to appeal to you, dear reader, yes you who found this little note in the wast space of internet -- I want you to become a true champion. To do sports, go to the gym and build muscles. And beat up designers and advertisers. Beat the shit out of them from dawn till dusk and from dusk to dawn, everywhere you meet them, knock them down and kick them to the sound of crunching bones. To fight so hard that when your hour of death comes, and your family gathers around your bed, you wouldn't have to hide your eyes from your children and grandchildren -- from the excruciatingly painful and insulting fact that you aimlessly spent all your years designing flyers for your moms Jahova wig store:
    http://www.qbn.com/topics/586974…...

    If you ever meet a designer -- punch him in the fucking nose, break his horn-rimmed glasses! Grab him by the long hair and smash his face against a wall. Grab that stupid ABT book out of his hands, chew it to pieces and spit it in his face!
    Or have a friendly talk with him, make him laugh, and then strangle him to death. Break his jaw and tear his tongue out, and put it you know where.

    If anyone of you does not like what I wrote, and he wants to sort this out with me -- send me an email to my address . And I will answer you. I will do everything to meet each and everyone of you in person, and I will fight you in a fair fight. Rest assured, I will beat the shit out of you wholeheartedly.

    And death to america"

    Mar 26, 09, 6:20 a.m.
    http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…

    • epiclocustsloth
    • I stand by this being the funniest thing I've read all year. From start to finish, classic.
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    • "And death to America"
      AHHAHAHAHA!! Fucking hilarious!
      sikma
    • flav, it's one of the best, for sure. I still can't stop laughing.juhls
    • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Haven't seen this one.. secretly, drgss is brilliant hahajanne76
    • hahahahabenfal99
    • lol that pic was taken on my birthday last yearjanne76

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