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    this is hysterical.

    a friend, considerably lacking in common sense, was at the block one night and stumbling drunk out of a strip club was trying to find where he had parked. a toothless haggard prostitute, probably quite similar to the one in your post said she knew where he had parked. so my simple friend starts folowing this goofy whore through some side streets. a cop who i guess saw all this started slowly following them, and as they turned into an alley he pulled up to the prostitute and asked her point blank what she was doing. she replied that she was trying to help this guy find his car. he then adressed her by name and told her to get out of here. he turned to my friend and said "you really should get home, son. she was probably going to rob you and /or take you back to her pimp who could have really ruined your night. get in, i'll take you to your car."

    • the uncanny similarities are hysterical i mean7point34
    • stupid drunk people get in the exact same shit everywhere!kelpie

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