Spooky
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OMG! My own Birthday thread!
Thanks to everyone who posted up tidings of happiness on my very very very special day. You are all now in my inner circle of close associates. I will be circulating the first of a daily e-bulletin to you, apertaining to my wherabouts, my activities, my ideas and my thoughts. This is in order to assist each of you in assimilating with my mindset over the coming weeks, months and years. This daily knowledge infusion will be immensely beneficial to each of you as I make my ascendancy into the upper echelons of human excellence.I would like to make it clear to everyone who chose NOT to greet me on my wonderful day that you are fucking filth, do you hear me, fucking filthy shit hole fucking scum. I am so fucking angry about you right now, just... just don't fucking talk to me. Don't even look at me. I'm going to be coming for you with Mr Bennet* in the fulless of time.
But lets not dwell on the scumbags. Instead let me welcome each of you to my family. I will be sleeping with you all in alphabetical order, please be patient and please ensure you are hygenic when I visit. There is an ablutions guidesheet available as a pdf on my website. I am very particular about body cleansing procedure.
* Mr Bennet is my shiv.