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My name is Gromgby Sorcaslo and I am not from this country.
I would like to walk into a bar and just use a sharpie all over everything. Right on the tables. Right on the glasses. Right on the bartender. Right on the bar. Right on my fucking neck. Right on my shirt. Right on everybody else's shirt. Right on the jukebox.
Do they still have a jukebox?
I would like to rename myself "my name is not fucking Gromgby Salad" because that's what everyfuckingbody calls me everyfuckingtime. HOW HARD IS IT TO READ SORCASLO THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY? It's not funny, you fuckers.
I would like to call myself jukebox and dance around in the stall in the bathroom until the tiles break. I can't do this though because I don't have the money to cover the damages.
I remember a time. It was a long time ago. I remember a time I looked like Fred Astaire. I was his sister. We were close, the two of us. I loved it. It was the best time of my life. I was still called Gromgby Sorcaslo but back then it was unique. Nobody else was called that. Now it seems like everybody's called that. Even me.
I would like to walk into a shoe store and start counting the threads in the shoes.
When I was a young man people told me I could do anything. When I got older people didn't tell me anything anymore. I never figured out what I wanted to do but I liked to color between the lines.
My name is Gromgby Sorcaslo and I am not from this country.