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    Dear Sir,

    It is encumbent upon me to impart to you essential news regarding the hairs on your dicky-di-doe. Our investigation department have just today filed their report, and it details certain findings which are critical to your situation. Of the hairs inspected, they found...

    - 1 grey one
    - 1 white one
    - 1 with a bit of shite on

    and the hairs on your dicky-di-doe hang down to your knees. They went on to detail other findings such as:

    - We licked it
    - We kissed it
    - It tastes like a chocolate biscuit

    and the hairs on your dicky-di-doe hang down to your knees

    - There was a forty pound strength one
    - and one we caught a trout on.

    and the hairs on your dicky-di-doe hang down to your knees.

    - We sent some to Milano
    - They're now part of a piano

    and the hairs on your dicky-di-doe hang down to your knees. Please feel free to call us at any time if you would like to discuss this further.

    Yours SIncerly,
    Hans Upyer.

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