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The one with Dan Aykroyd explaining his company's toys for Christmas on the news.
"Oh this ... we call it ... bag'o'glass. It's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?
Look - you know, the average kid he picks up, you know, broken glass anywhere, you know? The beach, the street, garbage cans, parking lots, all over the place in any big city. We're just packaging what the kids want!
I mean, it's a creative toy, you know? If you hold this up, you know, you see colors, every color of the rainbow! I mean, it teaches him about light refraction, you know? Prisms, and that stuff! You know what I mean?
We put a label on every bag that says, "Hey Kid! Be careful - broken glass!"