Owning A Dog
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Pros: A companion. A good jolt of added exercise (park trips, multiple walkings a day). Fun to watch and play with. Incomparable loyalty. Someone to be there for you when you need to talk to someone who will just listen and not talk. If you're single, someone to sleep and cuddle with. Chick magnet.
Cons: Months 2 through 4. The agonizing stress and rage caused by months 2 through 4.
If you're worried about shedding, get a handsome dog, not an ugly ass mop.
Sure, they shit on the floor. Easy to clean, just a pain in the ass the first month or two. "Their food smells like shit" because you feed them shitty ass, unhealthy, fattening wet food. "Their breath smells like an open sewer," because you don't execute proper canine hygiene.
You can always train a dog to fetch beers.
- In other words, if you're lazy and don't want to actually care for and nurture another living being, then yes, take boobs' "advice."********
- advice.********
- I care for and nurture another creature. She's a seven year old child. She's wonderful in ways that a dog is not.boobs
- I wasn't insulting you.********
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- In other words, if you're lazy and don't want to actually care for and nurture another living being, then yes, take boobs' "advice."