Joke of the Day

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    A man is woken up at 4 am by someone knocking on the door he answers
    Man: Can I help, do you have any Ideas what time it is , I have to be at work by 6:00 am , what the hell do you want
    Pepito: Could you give me a push ,
    Man: WTF, a push, it is 4 AM, now leave me the fuck alone (slams door)

    the man tries to go to bed but his guilty conscience starts to kick in and can't sleep

    He opens the door and calls into the night,
    Man: Hey , hey Pepito you still out there, do you still need a push
    Pepito: Yes , I am over here on the swing

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