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In the middle of Marrakesh, in the middle of the night when they'd set up their boiled sheep's head street cafés and all the gypos were out in full FX, my delicate female holiday partner got a henna tattoo off a wizened old harriden who then multiplied the price by about ten come payment time. We refused to pay (we had agreed visually how much up front) and she immediately launched into a Channel4 News style mad muslim crazylady verbal explosion and started thrashing at my partner's tits with her nasty orrible rusty old horse syringe she was using for the tattoo. She really really really wanted to stab her tits. It was horrible. We ran and the woman's screams got a mob of crazies up to full bloodlust within seconds. We were chased right out into the desert/scrubland about half a mile outside Marrakesh and they only gave up then because there was no light and we hid.
- Sorry, my point was:
Mad Arabic gypsy curse.Horp - fucking hell.********
- I know, I've told you this story about 15 times haven't I? It seemed familar as I wrtoe it.Horp
- I'll cross it off my list of anecdotes.Horp
- On the upside though, the drama increases with every new version.Horp
- i had never heard it.********
- Sorry, my point was: