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  A man walks into a bar, slaps $10k in front of the barkeep and says "This is everything I have, I want to drink myself to death. Just keep pouring licor and pumping ale, if I pass out, use this funnel and pipe. Keep pouring. I want to drink myself to death. If I have a pulse, keep pumping the juice in. If it isn't going in quick enough, inject it directly into my stomach with this syringe. Just keep pouring the booze until you are sure I'm dead. Rub it into my pores if necessary, but don't let me leave here alive".

  Barkeep says "Will you be ordering any food?"

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  • barkeep says "we don't serve zombies here."7point34
  • I think we're aiming for different things here hahahahaHorp
  • well after that zombie cleaned him out of all his liquor last thurs, the barkeep is a little more wise to their shenanigans7point34
  • LOLHorp
  • haahahregreage
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