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A man walks into a bar, lifts a plastic carrier bag onto the table and pulls it open to reveal a severed head caked in congealed blood. The barkeep asks the man whose head it is. The man says "My wife. I caught her cheating with my best friend. I killed them both, chopped her head off, chopped his cock off. Now I'm going to sit here and ram his cock down her throat before hanging myself in the rest room.
Barkeep says "Not without buying a drink you're not".
- < I think I'm approaching comedy heaven here.Horp
- makes me wanna drink whiskeylocustsloth
- something about the giving a bell when you finally tip********
- something about a 2 drink minimum for you and the head...7point34
- !!!!!!!********