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  • Khurram0

    So a little light flirting with design girl claire. She's cute but i had a principal not to bone people i work with. But then i spoke to Hugh in sales who told me of one guy who fucked 3 girls here (out of a couple of hundred)... so well, not to be outdone...

    I will start with claire as she is very attractive to me right now and i can tell she fancies me.

    I needed to send over the copy to her for the magazine, and i'm running late so she emailed me:

    "We’re due to sign off on Thursday, so Tues should be ok. I know where you live, though, (or at least where your desk is) SO DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND DECK YOU

    ;-)"

    to whit i replied:

    "Honey, i'm too big for you. x"

    Brevity is key, as is maintaining sexual dominance and familiarity with the inclusion of the word "honey".

    I enjoyed that flirty exchange of email with her and i've decided to pursue her with full vigour - a quick fuck in the disabled toilets.

    Wish me luck!

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