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    My gwife rented Somers Town out on DVD tonight. Truly truly truly truly fucking terrible film, to the point of barely even qualifying as a film. Just rubbish. Just a bunch of improvised moments, barely of interest in themselves, weaved loosely into an hour's worth of the most ponderous, anti-interesting tedium ever.

    To make matters worse, 90% of the film is black and white, yet it was shot digitally and its really obvious nobody graded the light beforehand not converted it properly. The top 20% is blasted to fuck making it look like a David Bowie video from 1978.

    Stick to advertising Mother.

    • Also I'm slightly hurt that Jaline is looking for someone who can draw. I think I'll just chop my hands off and claim benefits now.Horp
    • I've never even heard of this film
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    • you and I are just bleeding open wounds, Tim
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    • I watched Danny Boyle's 'Sunshine' the other night. Pile of utter cunt.Jnr_Madison
    • I feel that Rand, I really do.Horp
    • you kids don't know you're alive.Jnr_Madison
    • me too
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    • i am alive but barelyemukid
    • Rand, Somers town was made by Mother advertising as a giant dramatic advertainment for Eurostar trains, and it shows.Horp
    • My gf is making me watch re-runs of Quantum Leap. Not bad but I've seen them all.Jnr_Madison
    • It has no bears in it.

      Not one.
      Horp
    • it's all right, ma
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    • I'm only bleeding
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