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    First Studio niggle:

    Nobody else in this place has milk in their drinks, so I buy myself a 2 litre carton of milk for the week. Somehow though, mysteriously, half an hour after I have bought the milk and made myself one coffee, the carton of milk disappears, completely, every time. No trace of it. Not even an empty carton in the bin.

    I wander round asking if anyone has seen my milk and everyone just looks blankly, shakes their head and remind sme they don't take milk.

    WHERE THE FUCK DOES MY MILK GO EVERY DAY THEN?
    I HATE BLACK COFFEE.

    I hate... HATE that I am forced into unnatural and seemingly petty modes of behaviour such as having to hide my milk in my studio where it will go warm and cheesey or god forbid putting a sticker on it, or chaining it to the counter, but for fuck's sake I but the fucking milk so can't I just have the fucking milk?

    I went to the shop three times in one day last week. Its like a test, like a mind game or something.

    FUUUUCK.

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    • Write "HANDS OFF FUCKER" on the carton
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    • Oh, I forgot, had phone sex with a dildo up my cunt for 60 dollar suckyfucky love you long time.Horp
    • or "webcam is watching"
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    • got it!:
      "WEBCAM IS WATCHING, YOU FUCKING FUCKER"
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    • someone at my work has written "Ian's milk, FUCK OFF!" on his carton of milkKhurram
    • well khurram thats a goddamn lie, thats not my milk. Feel free to spit in it.ian
    • racistkalkal
    • You need milk cam
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    • "I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU"
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