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Horp, I hope you don't mind man, but this Slovakian girl I know got mugged in brighton and she and her brother and her brother's pal are stranded at Swallows Massage Parlour, 36, Coombe Terrace, Lewes Rd. BN2 4AD [0844 414 6833] and need a place to stay so I thought it'd be ok to give her your phone number, address, make and rege of car, bank details and place of work.
Fuck man, how could you not want to help this random and her large siblings??
- I hope she has not disrespected the spooky brand.Jnr_Madison
- I don't know but she sure can shoot ping pong balls out of her fanny.kelpie
- in fact, that's about the only thing I know about herkelpie
- [btw, I fear if Horp has gone for the night, the authenticity of this post will be tragically lost]kelpie
- for the North Americans, he meant vagina.Jnr_Madison
- I am fucking floored.Horp
- Mainly by ricocheting pingpong balls.Horp
- well if the whole sorry episode achieves nothing else at least I now know where to call for a happy finish in brightonkelpie
- (should probably clean the history on my flatmates laptop now though)kelpie
- Hopr regularlies hosts people in his drawers********