Break-ups
Break-ups
Out of context: Reply #35
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- Tungsten0
Dude, you have it all backwards. The "anal destruction" should happen on the first date..... it sets a nice festive mood for the whole relationship.
You'll spend the next six months trying to raise the bar sexually, only to realize that you have failed and now find each other rather boring. Then you can just end it all with an vague, early afternoon text message. No harm done.
This will be a very common relationship arch in the future.