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    As an aside, I used to be tormented horribly as a small boy because of the size of my nose, so I used to sleep face down on the pillow in the hope that it might stunt any further nose growth.

    • did it work?PonyBoy
    • this story makes me feel even closer to you
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    • My dad has a nose like yours, and like those types of noses. So he used to tell us to pull our noses, and that they wouldJaline
    • grow more this way.Jaline
    • * plays The Carpenters for horp & randlocustsloth
    • It did not work PonyBoy, but I learned to love my nose anyway. It looks great in a bikini.Horp
    • did it work?PonyBoy
    • oh crap... i was trying to be redundant cuz of all the notes... and BAM... Horp replies.
      Humor attempt failure.
      PonyBoy
    • My nose is like a miniature version of my dad's. It's sharper, but very small so you don't notice anything strange.Jaline
    • By the way, Horp, your nose makes you look more intelligent. And a bit creepy, but we'll overlook that...Jaline
    • HAHAHAHAHA Thanks Jaline. That made me laugh like a moron.Horp
    • I had the same thing, I took a hammer to it. kinda workedkelpie

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