Spiritual Guidance

Out of context: Reply #57

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    Dear Amicus,

    I sense a lack of sincerity in your post; a lilting tone of mockery even. But nonetheless, to be true to the integrity of my calling that this mail order clergy ID card and accompanying ordination weigh upon me, I must treat your query as an honest one.

    Well, the angels of design (note lack of capitals) are fickle, whorish creatures. You're initial mistake seems to be you assumed them to be signatory of a simple path and worthy of looking upon for the gift of inspiration. Well my friend, Amicus, (you see what I did there), the angels of design need to be rode hard and put away wet. They in fact need to be made holy by your efforts, not the other way around. You must toil upon them and your sweat and seed will keep your passion alive and slake the whores of design, but only until they demand more.

    Keep this thought foremost in your mind my son, that you must master these whores of design, and not the other way around and you will find the answers you seek.

    Now, left align six paragraphs of lorem ipsum text, halftone and desaturate two random photos from flickr, create an original LOLcat graphic and for godsakes bring me a coffee, black no sugar and you shall be absolved and blessed.

    godspeed...

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