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    Ugh. My sisters are probably booking a hall in Toronto to celebrate my parents' 25th anniversary this summer. The day after my friend's wedding, which is in the evening, in Ottawa. I'd like to shoot them first, and then kill myself.

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    • i have a gunPonyBoy
    • heyOOOO!!!!PonyBoy
    • but you don't drink
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    • Are there any spare invites? I can give you an invite to a teleconferencing conference...!Horp
    • ohh, wait ... I see.
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    • First of all, I am pissed they didn't talk to me about it. Secondly, I probably have to choose one event.Jaline
    • Is this my "welcome to life" moment?Jaline
    • Screw the parents, go and cop off with the groom in Ottowa.Horp
    • grossJaline
    • I realize you were making a funny, but really...it's gross.Jaline
    • Haha, I know you are going to miss this note ... but do it. I'm sure your parents couldn't think of a better way to celebrate their 25th anniversary.
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    • their 25th anniversary. All their daughters dead, hahah.
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