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    ^ Hi Digz, I am vry well please and thankyou. I am a little depressed I guess. Chased by the hounds of my own shambolic journey through life. I just know, I just know that I could straighten up, scrub up, take this stuff seriously and be back in the competition, but I'm like the has-been boxer, dreaming dreams of past glory, and actually I'm old and broken and I eat too much red meat, so I sit here watching the kids running the ring and telling myself I'll kiss some ass tomorrow.

    Tomorrow I'll do it. I'll show the world tomorrow.

    TOMORROW!

    Wait, I just wet my pants again.

    NURSE?

    NURSE!

    • you and me both, kiddo
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    • asskissing eh. i see.
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    • LOL, I meant KICK ass. A freudian slip of immense significance I am sure.Horp
    • AHHHAHHAHA
      makes sense.
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