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  • Jorp0

    Edith Piaff is really getting on my fucking nerves now. It pains me to say it but really she should have just done four songs, maybe five, then died a bit earlier.

    More glamour, less effort.

    • I do a bit of consultancy work for the record industry. This is my advice to all aspiring singer songwriters.Jorp
    • You do not do consultancy work for the record industry you stupid cunt, you made that up.Horp
    • You are dead to me now.Jaline
    • You ever done any work for Top Gear?Jnr_Madison
    • Funny enough Jnr, I do do a bit of work for Top Gear. I'll tell you about it if you like. Oh yes, me and Clarkson...Horp
    • (voice fades out to sound of birdsong)Horp
    • (fades back in some time later...) and he said THAT'S WHY I WONT DRIVE JAGUAR, HAHAHAHAH!Horp

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