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"Which Alt is the Most Authentic?
In this post, I will present four different members of the alternative community. It is up to you to decide which alt is the most authentic.Alt #1: The Bro Who Bleached His Hair
Alt #2: Free spirited facepaint eye mask swoop bang multi-coloured hair alt
Alt #3: Alt with Natural Highlights Who Hangs out with Possible Alt Celebs (the era of Excessive Hair Dying regrets)
Alt #4: post-PeteWentz simple raw alt in grey t-shirt which represents ‘being comfy in my clothes/with myself’ circa brainwashed smile // an IHaveFoundHappinessBro
Which of these bros is the most authentic version of ALT?
The purpose of this post is to question what ‘authenticity’ truly means.
Were you more authentic when u were ’searching for your optimal personal brand’?
Or are you always the most authentic in the present?
Do you have to be ’skinnie’ to be ‘in touch with humanity’, or is there a certain level of ‘vulnerability’ that you can experience while you are a chunker [via insecurities]?Is it important to ‘feel good about yourself’ to have a bloggable personal brand?
Forecasting the Child Predator Glasses Economy
In 2k8, I was able to make tons of mediocre posts heavily relying on the strength of the gimmick of Child Predator glasses. I’m not so sure if 2k9 will be easy. We are slowly but surely reliving the product lifespan of shuttershades. s00 popular at the beginning, but then got rlllly inauthentic.
I think what we’re slowly realizing is that there’s more to a Child Predator aesthetic than just glasses. A Child Predator is a direct threat to society, and looking like a child predator is less of a ‘fashion choice’ and more of a lifestyle choice. A ChildPred can strike at any time without warning. There is a certain level of free-spiritedness and ‘I might kill U’ zaniness that we can see in the eyes of Authentic Child Preds.
Putting on the lenses of a child pred does not enable u 2 c the world that they see.
This entry-level alt is indicative of the increasing inauthenticity rates among people who have branded themselves’ with child pred glasses.
As soon as things reach the kids/entry-levelers, the personal brand image has been tarnished, rendering the look to be inauthentic for the next 7-10 years.
Maybe I am all wrong. Maybe the next wave of child predators will wear zany suspenders & kute white shoes to ‘appeal 2 young kids.’
I will miss u Child Predator glasses.
(miss u shuttershades)
/// help
Which glasses will be ‘next’?
Have yall heard of Wayfarers?What is the future of the Modern Child Predator (Glasses)?
Will Child Predators be forced to Update their gimmick in order to appeal to modern kids?"- You posts blog entries like these from time to time ... and I want to punch whoever writes these directly in the middle of their nose.********
- their nose.********
- the site they're from exists to make fun of these people********
- why do you want to make fun of me like this?emukid
- You posts blog entries like these from time to time ... and I want to punch whoever writes these directly in the middle of their nose.