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    The day before my wedding i was running around picking up my tux, my wife's dress, getting money for the caterer.
    Well, i was zooming down the road trying to get back to my house where my wife, who was feeling ill, was entertaining her mom and siblings. i was going down this back road, and got nabbed for going 61 in a 35 (to be fair, it was an unpopulated stretch of straightaway). i told the cop that i was just getting stuff for the wedding the next day, and that i hadn't noticed how fast i was going, hoping to get SOME sympathy.
    His response? "You're having a heck of a day, aren't you" and then handed me a $212 ticket.
    It's alright though. i got out of it on a technicality and kinda made him look like a fool in court to boot.

    • bastards, allGreedo
    • did you give him a hug and then tell him to pay it forward?7point34
    • cops, i meanGreedo
    • what technicality?Milan
    • Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing. Speeding is speeding.Jaline

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