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  • Horp0

    Speaking of boogers, I ave some kind of head bug at the moment that makes my eyes gum up (100% bloodshot too which looks pretty cool in a horror sort of way) and also I develop bogey/booger linings on my nasal passages as I sleep. When I wake up, I have to wait for a short while for my mucous membranes to pump some moisture out and then I can snoff down my nose and produce perfect little dry booger mouldings of my nasal passages that look like goblin's sleeves.

    My gwife doesn't share my fascination with these amazing artefacts, particularly this morning when I snoffed them out and one landed on her pillow.

    Don't read this if you have a queezy disposition by the way.

    • i always examine the more solid of my snot and expectorate. Curious stuff.locustsloth
    • why are you always so angry?moamoa
    • I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
      AAAAARRRGGGHHH. Snoff.
      Horp
    • donĀ“t worry everything will be fine.

      next year
      moamoa

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