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With regards to presents, Christmas was a partial success this year, but a partial failure also. Apart from my missus, I told everyone, everyone, without exception, that I didn't want any unwanted shite any more and that everyone, without exception, had to go to oxfam and buy a charity donation of their choice. So everyone dutifully paid for 100 school dinners for orphans in brazil, schoolbooks for various African countries etc. Great, except some people can't resist adding a bit of shit as an afterthought. So I still got piles of bollocks like the "Best Of The Pogies Petrol Station Special" CD.
Next year My instruction s for Christmas will be "You have to spend my Christmas present money on charity, and then when you leave the shop and think about buying a small piece of useless consumer shit as a little extra thing for me to unwrap (awwww, cuz its chwishmush int it), you have to go back into the charity shop and donate the value of that piece of shit as well, and then after that if an even smaller piece of shit seems like a good idea, you have to go into a newsagent and drop some pound coins into a collection tin. If so much as a fucking Trebor Refresher comes my way in 2009, I'm going to come round your house with a garden spade on Boxing Day morning and stove your soft heads in as you sleep you fucking well meaning stupid money wasting, shit buying, namby-pamby sentimental fucking shitlickers. Okay? OKAY MOM? YOU HEAR ME? DAD? OKAY?"
- do you say mom or mum?e-pill
- Mom, I'm a brummy. The rest of Britain says Mum I think.Horp
- what is brummy?e-pill
- Brummies say Mom? hmmm, I think you're rationalising an americanismkelpie
- A despicable race of people, they dine solely on pies and mushy pies, sing about blue and grey buses and are usually unemployed.********
- unemployed. This is apparently due to them having the most unemployable accent in the UK. (According to a survey)********
- You cunt.
Horp - lol.Horp
- A brummy is someone from Birmingham epill. We have the worst accents in the world. Much worse than Canadians. = DHorp
- And yes Kelpie, I think Birmingham does steal Mom from America but I don't know why that is...Horp
- werse den naw yaourkers?e-pill
- I guess Mom sounds better coming out of our oversized adenoids than Mum does.Horp
- cant be werse than Jox...e-pill
- I'm trying to hear it in my head, but brummie is unique in being an accent I can't mimickkelpie
- like my spelling?kelpie
- just kiddin' me ol HorpFace********
- I may forgive you one day, but I doubt I can ever forget.Horp