Art Directors

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• fate_0

  Art Director's Checklist:
  -Black Jetta
  -Loft fashioned out of an abandoned asbestos factory.
  -Ex-wife; now sleeping with a construction worker.
  -Mistress: 20-something philosophy student with questionable hygiene.
  -MacBook
  -Starbucks glued to left hand.
  -iPhone glued to right hand.
  -Playlist: Fergie, Coldplay, Gnarles Barkley, and any song that can be identified as Hip Hop for "street cred."
  -Small dick
  -Black turtlenecks
  -All dress shirts have top 3 buttons removed.
  -Bald head; Goatee

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