Time me!
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So there I was in my boxers, gently fapping a rubbery one all the while clicking googley-eyed on the QBN chick of the day thread, when I realized it was high time to hit the old dusty bus route to work. Not one to let a chubby go to waste, I tried "roughing" it but I didn't have enough time... I had to get on the road.
I took a quick glance at the dishes piling up in the sink. One or two ephemeral flies darting about over it. Slammed the door, chunka chunka chunka down the stairs bang zlip into the street hup! Too far almost get his by the landlord's parents in their huge pickup pulling out of the driveway.
Ipod in pocket, headphones, I'm pounding pavement up past the Citibank and across the treacherous Geary St. to the coffee shop for the stimulus. It's that coffee shop all the mongs form the local "home" go to... you might know it. Mexican chick with the pumped up face is all making conversation to them and in my head I'm screaming "Yeah I get it, youre the chick thats nice to mongs. Hurry up an get my coffee". One of them sort of freaks out a little bit cause I'm standing too close to him and then starts patting his own hair.
Cut to the bus stop. Theres some chich there with bug eyes that just refuse to blink. I mean I was totally expecting her flap to pop open and lick a bug from the bus shelter wall if I wasn't so preoccupied with vision-snatching gravity of her massive cleavage. It was like she trained two pigs to stay quiet under her jacket.
crap my brother is here, and I have to go for a beer.sorry. Ill be back later.
- I have no idea what "roughing" it is, or what a "mong" is.TheBlueOne
- mong-oloid
roughing it = speed fapping with disregard to friction******** - thank you for the clarification.TheBlueOne
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