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    we had our office x-mas dinner tonight, so I qualifiy for drunk posting. I enjoyed a €75 sirloin steak, which makes a nice contrast to the 50cent ramen I had fur lunch. yummy.

    when I rode my bike home, I spotted a bee on my leg and whisked it off. then I realized that it´s freezing outside and that bees should be in hibernation for at least 2 months now. My grandfather was a beekeeper, so I know a little bit about them; I concluded that the bee on my leg must have been a queen, who was somehow woken, looking for refuge, somehow landing on my leg (no idea where I picked it up). So just before I got home, I decided that mainly for karma reasons, I had to turn back, and rescue that bugger from certain death. I also fancied the idea of nursing a queen through the winter so that she could start a new volk/tribe? in spring, with the bees dieing all over the world and so forth and b/c of childhood memories of centrifuging fresh honey out of hte combs.

    I searched the place, sifted through cigarette butts, and the occasional syringe, must have looked like a crack head, but I couldn´t find her. :( BUt I´m glad I made the effort. I am a beehugger apparently. Good night blog.

    • you crunched the credit crunch!janne76
    • I nominate this, most awesome drunk post of the year. If only for the fact of a $75 steaK. Then theres the whole bee side story.ian
    • just goes to show, somewhere the bees knees' still up and running.janne76
    • AHAHAH. Best thing I've read in ages.Corvo2

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