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DISASTER. I was back in the War Room today, standing guard during the afternoon shift. Major Bludd was using the giant telescreen to talk to the COBRA satellite crew when suddenly the wall exploded and a whole mess of Joes came running in.
We fought 'em hard. I was squaring off with that silly sailor they keep on the team, the one who brings his parrot into battle with him. I pretty much had him on the ropes, because he insisted on fighting with a pirate pistol and a set of grappling hooks. That's no match for a laser rifle and a good set of lungs to yell "COBRA!"
But then this huge guy in a Chicago Bears jersey runs in, swinging around a giant iron football. He'd knocked out a couple of the boys before I recognized him: William "the Refrigerator" Perry! I'm ashamed to say this, but I turned and ran. I remembered what the Fridge did to my Packers last September, and I'd be darned if that was going to happen to me. Everyone else must have been thinking the same thing, because we all retreated, and the Joes have possession of the 'Drome for a little while, at least. Dang it! Why, Fridge, why?
So now we've retreated back to COBRA Island, and everyone's hard at work figuring out how we're going to get even with those rotten Joes. I'll leave the planning to the brain trust, but you'd better believe that, whatever they come up with, I'll be right on the front line yelling "COBRA!"