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Bedeck not my day with false fortunes,
Imbibe not ye on fermented fruits,
No slaughter of foul must ye grant,
Nor root vegetables must ye fyre.No giving of trinkets must there be,
no crowns of false provenance shall be worn,
no trumpets must unfurl at the lips of merriment,
and let no man rest in chairs of arms.Let not the sacred pullover be worn,
Let not thy woven slipper be shod,
Let not thy hands make men of ice, nor balls of war,
Let not they children gayly trounce upon sleds.Most of all though, let not any christmas pudding come anywhere near me, that shit's pure horrible yo!
- Baby Jesus, speaking unto Chossy in a dream.