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    My Missus...
    " Can you come home in twenty minutes, I'll be serving up supper"

    Me...
    "What is it?"

    My Missus...
    "Ratatouille and Brown Rice"

    Is she fucking mad? Of course I can't come home in twenty minutes. The chip shop is 15 minutes away and it takes nearly ten to get served and have the fish fried. Its 50 minutes at least by my best estimate.

    Ratatouille indeed.

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    • Fucking vegetarians, always taking the piss.Horp
    • got anything in the mail?
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    • IT BETTER BE MADE OF CHIPS TOM, THATS ALL I'M SAYING.Horp
    • But no, not to my knowledge. You do know I've moved dontcha?Horp
    • The brown rice we buy is the best.Jaline
    • Maybe she should ask, "What time are you coming home?". And then you'll have to answer, and then you'll have to eat her food.Jaline
    • food.

      (what an unfortunate way to end a previous note).      Jaline
    • Unless you become clever as well, and figure out that you should leave some extra time in there to eat something else.Jaline
    • Damn vegetarians.Jaline
    • i sent to your home address.
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    • i am a vegatarian.janne76
    • but i do eat fish.janne76
    • and on rare occasions meat, but only if it's been shot in the woods..janne76
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