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i wrote this bio about a year ago hoping to use it on the back of the picture book. the publishers rejected it:
(emukid) was an internationally acclaimed author of children's books. He was also highly pretentious.His most popular works include GFY Everyone! and Yo Mama's so Fat She Ate This Book.
He evinced a thorough knowledge of the children's book genre and, in his prime, was writing up to five books a week. He once famously said "children can't even fucking read, mate. What's so hard about writing books for them?"
He died at age 26 of a broken heart. And probably alcohol poisoning and syphilis. He left behind a large credit card debt, past due videotapes and some dirty dishes.
- by "reject it" i mean the bookemukid
- most famous persons die at 27, not 26********
- That is fucking ace.Horp
- shit! i'm nearly 2 years late then7point34
- Hang in there emu — you've got another year to go before you can knock shoulders with Janice and Jimmy.********
- i haven't been 26 in many yearsemukid
- Holy shit, emu is from the UK!Jaline
- Or Australia? And is he a ghost?Jaline
- you call that a bio?********
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