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    i wrote this bio about a year ago hoping to use it on the back of the picture book. the publishers rejected it:

    (emukid) was an internationally acclaimed author of children's books. He was also highly pretentious.His most popular works include GFY Everyone! and Yo Mama's so Fat She Ate This Book.

    He evinced a thorough knowledge of the children's book genre and, in his prime, was writing up to five books a week. He once famously said "children can't even fucking read, mate. What's so hard about writing books for them?"

    He died at age 26 of a broken heart. And probably alcohol poisoning and syphilis. He left behind a large credit card debt, past due videotapes and some dirty dishes.

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