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  If I was to suggest I would be undertaking a tour next year during which I will be presenting various talks in any venue that will have me, for any audience that will linger long enough, in auditoriums or boadrooms, debating halls or bars; and the only thing I can tell you for certain at this point now is that I will either be drunk or stoned, and possibly both in some of the more liberal of places... would any of you book me?

  Talks can be tailored to suit the occasion.

  Happy to wear a suit, pull out some OHP slides, preach the gospel, talk turkey, dabble in improv, utilise props, tell you about my life, attempt to establish a new and meaningful paradigm, or just try and make my way round the sides to dry hump your wife's leg in the soundbooth without losing my train of thought.

  Think about it. Let me know wont you?

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  • i could get you a couple gigs if you're serious, but the money is, um, nonexistentGreedo
  • You wont regret this Greedo. I do a great trick with a jam jar...Horp
  • About that nonexistent money.... would I be able to get that in advance?
    like... now?Horp
  • sure, i'll transfer half once you commit... also, you need to provide your own jam jars.Greedo

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