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  • chossy0

    I play badminton on Monday nights, I am pretty good going to start competing next week, but there is something which is on my mind I am absolutely besotted by a girl there I can't take my eyes of her, we were playing together tonight and I stretched very far to get at one shot I go it we won the point and I remarked that 'I stretched so far I think I dislocated my entire ass' then I looked at her and said 'can you dislocate your entire ass cause it sure as hell feels like it yo' she was unable to play for a while seen as she was laughing so hard. I thought I am on a roll here so when it was my turn to serve I said to her 'I'm gonna do it like my mamma told me' similar results she pure laughed allot. I'll keep you all posted hopefully she can be my lady and I can be her man yo! :D

    • fucking awesome! godspeed ye mad rocket!7point34
    • Badminton is fun. Of course girls would laugh at whatever you say :)
      Good luck, chossy!
      Jaline
    • I know nothing about women, but I think it’s a good thing if you can make them laugh. High 5.MrOneHundred
    • fascinating
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    • yo!
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    • poof.Jnr_Madison

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