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    Going out to get some dinner with this broad I met a few weeks ago. Made the horrible mistake of telling my fake girlfriend about a half hour ago on the phone which led into us going back to not being fake anythings, haha.

    I always fall back on the, "it's not like we go out" variation which I should just lose from my vernacular as that phrase no matter how hard I want not to say it, has brought me nothing but a g-ddamn headache over the years.

    We were truly only made to stand each others company a few months at a time.

    At least I've learned when in these arguments, informing her of my actual antics is a nightmare.

    Thankfully the catchphrase alerts my brain to stop talking no matter how much I want to. Which I guess in some weird way means I care about her... in like a really weird way I guess given said antics.

    Pretty sure we're going to end up getting married eventually when we both realize no one else can stand us. And this past 10 year tango has ruined us both from being in any kind of real relationship as a result.

    Welp, time to throw the charm back on, haha!

    • Awww...you guys are soulmates.Jaline
    • I mean...I consider any couple that willingly keep getting back together for years as being souldmates, hahaJaline
    • *soulJaline
    • Soulmates can mean like we're destined to spend eternity in hell together too rite, haha?
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    • yeah, probably

      :)
      Jaline
    • People think too much.Corvo2
    • I know I fucking do. I have to drink myself to sleep every nite, haha.
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    • not sure that's best the way to do it, except when you hate your job. Seems unfair to do it about a person you like.Corvo2

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