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    I HEARD MUMRA'S MOTHER ONCE TOLD HIM TO COME IN WHEN THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON ... HE KILLED HER.

    NO ONE TELLS MUMRA WHAT TO DO!
    NOT EVEN HIS MOTHER!

    HIS FATHER CAME HOME FROM THE MILL SEEING HIS DEAD MUMMIFIED MUNGED WIFE ON THE KITCHEN TABLE ... WENT ... "OHHHH MUMRA! WHAT AM I EVER GOING TO DO WITH YOU!"

    HE SAID IT JOKINGLY! AND MUMRA FUCKING KNOCKED HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A LOOGEY HE SPIT AT HIM!

    THAT'S HOW FUCKING GULLEY HE IS!

    HIS LOOGIES ARE LIKE FUCKING TANKS!

    SO THERE IS MUMRA, DEAD POP AND DEAD MA ... BUT HE NOTICES SOMETHING ... A FETUS IN HIS MOTHER, LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA!

    NOW I ASK YOU WHAT DO YOU THINK HE DOES NEXT?

    DOES HE:
    A. TAKE THE LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA UNDER HIS WING AND SHOWS HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD IN A LOVING NURTIRING WAY?
    OR ... B. DIPS LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA IN PLATINUM AND ROCKS HIM AS HIS PENDANT ON HIS FUCKING PLATINUM CHAIN?

    IF YOU SAID A ... YOU SURE DON'T KNOW MUMRA!

    IT'S B THE ANSWER IS B.

    THIS OTHER TIME I WAS OUT TO EAT WITH SOME FRIENDS, I SEE MUMRA WITH SOME HOTTIE AT HIS V.I.P. TABLE.

    FUCKING NEWBIE WAITER SAID THAT WAS A NICE CHAIN ... MUMRA FUCKING RIPPED HIS ARMS OUT OF HIS SOCKETS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH HIS OWN ARMS.
    THEN TURNED TO HIS BITCH AND PUKED ON HER!

    YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO!

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