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The Tastiest Mung Story Ever Told:
MUM ... MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!
MUM ..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AHHHHH! IT'S MUMRAAAAAA!
BY THE EYE OF THUNDERRA IT'S THAT MUNG MASTER MUMRAAAAA!
YOU THINK HE IS AN OLD GEYSER INCAPABLE OF PALPABLE PUNISHMENT ... YOU'RE WRONG!
EVER SEE HIM GO APE SHIT?HE GOES APE SHIT!
SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE APE SHIT!"Hi, I'm Mumra I'm a mild mannered senior citizen
who uses my Driver's License to prove my age in a means to get
discounts at the movies."I HEARD HIM SAY THAT ONE TIME!
THEN HE WENT COMPLETELY APE SHIT NUTSO ON THIS GUY WHO TRIED TO CUT IN FRONT OF HIM IN LINE BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS BABY IN THE CAR UNATTENDED!THE GUY WAS JUST SCREAMING, ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!
MUMRA FUCKING MERKED HIM RIGHT THERE!
"MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!" .... MAN WHEN I HEARD THAT, I KNEW IT WAS GAME TIME AND GAME OVER FOR THAT GUY!
I ASKED MUMRA WHEN HE WAS FINISHED IF HE WAS GOING TO MUNG THE GUY, THE FAMOUS MUMRA MUNGING THAT HE IS SO FAMOUS FOR!
HE SMILED AT ME AND WENT "MUMMMRAAAAA!" SLAMMED THE GUY ON A SLUSHIE MACHINE CAUSING HIS BODY CAVITY TO BE FILLED WITH EVERY FLAVOR SLUSHIE FILLED FROM BY HIS ANUS HOLE!
WENT TO THE CAR, GRABBED THE BABY, THREW THE BABY ... I SWEAR IT HAD TO BE 400 OR 500 FEET STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!
PUCKERED UP HIS MOUTH ON THAT GUY'S BUM AND BOOOOOOOM! THAT BABY FUCKING DIED ON IMPACT HITTING THAT SLUSHIE FILLED STOMACH!
FIRST TIME I EVER SAW THAT IN MY LIFE!
FUCKING MUMRA MAN!
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
WHO WILL HE DO NEXT?!HAHA .... DO DO ... DOO DOO!