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    Jesus Fucking Glorious H Christopher Ecclestone I think I am going to leave my wife.

    She's been in London all day Xmas shopping then she stops off at the DVD shop.. rents Mama Mia.

    For the fucking love of god I have endured 15 minutes and I hate, HATE womankind already. All this fucking bumptious fanny referencing, breaking spasmodically into a dreadful warble of part of an Abba song, then sighing and then FUCKING GIGGLING AT A REFERENCE TO SEX and all of them.. FUCKING ALL OF THEM SOUND LIKE FUCKING SMURFS ON HELIUM... AND ITS ALL FUCKING DIZZY LADYFUN AND FANNYTASTIC FROLICS AND I COULDN'T FUCKING STAND ANOTHER SECOND OF IT... and then I glanced up momentarily to see who was on the screen making the awful advertisement for all that is wrong with the contemporary female of the species AND ITS FUCKING MERYL STREEP FOR FUCKS SAKE. ONE OF THE FINEST ACTORS OF THE TIME, AND SHE'S MINCING ABOUT AND PUSHING HER ARSE OUT IN TIME TO THE MUSIC WITH JULIE WALTERS AND SOME OTHER MAJORFAIL.

    God, I just... God. I cannot fucking stand it. They are fucking murdering shit songs in the worst possible voices, hamming it and hoaring it with gay abandon as though they truly care more for sisterkind than their own careers AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SMASH SOME CARS UP NOW.

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    • hahahahahaJaline
    • I do love Meryl Streep. Eh, I guess she's good and old enough to start acting in shite films.Jaline
    • You mean EcclestonJaline
    • Probably Jaline Probably. Now is not a good time to be a female correcting my speling. I am anti-women right now. = )Horp
    • HAHAHmoamoa
    • I ment the note nt the postmoamoa
    • You are male moamoa, so you do not need to explain yourself. Come, let us hunt wilderbeast together in the woods.Horp
    • I LIKE YOU SPOOKY.Jaline
    • Please post your complaints at http://www.wemon.com… and I will reply asap.Jaline
    • Please do Jaline, I need someone right now. I think I am going to go gay if this DVD goes on much longer.Horp
    • MON then, let's have some real meenhood in the changing roomsFariska
    • this played on my flight back and my respect for meryl strep went down the toilet._salisae_
    • Just by one film? That sucks. I will not watch this film, thankfully.Jaline
    • Okay Salisae, you just bought yourself a ticket back into my favour. Its going to have to be like this now...Horp
    • ... one woman at a time, and only after significant screening and a questionnaire about Mamma Mia.Horp
    • And you have to denounce womankind and wear drag.Horp
    • And change your name of course.Horp
    • And also beat up a weakling to prove you have a mannish lack of sensitivity and compassion.Horp
    • You're in too Jaline for vowing never to watch this dribble. From now on you are Dave. Salisae is James.Horp
    • Dave? I want a unique name. Like sdkjsadhgsjdghdsgJaline
    • Sorry, being too womanly.Jaline
    • this is getting kinky_salisae_
    • Your Damn right it is James. I like your brogues and sock suspenders. Very Cool.Horp
    • Dave, please don't express any more desire for flamboyant names. Its not the male way.Horp
    • Horp really loves Mamma Mia
      http://img140.images…
      :P      laahshi
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