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This commercial I just saw ... BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!!!!
Well it just didn't make a whole lick of sense.
It's a guy and a girl sitting on the floor in front of a crackling fire, next to a Christmas Tree. The guy goes, "I'm still trying to get the hang of sign language." While he is signing and the girl is like, "I'm deaf derrrrrr." And signs that.
Then he goes...
"How do you say ... Merry Christmas?" And does the hand thing ... but then BOOM ... his other hand was going under teh bush (sha sha sha) and picks a present with a bow on it.
FUCKING DIAMOND EARRINGS!
Now if you're like me ... you're wondering ... HOW IN THE WORLD DOES HE GET HER DIAMOND EARRINGS BUT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO DO SIGN LANGUAGE! I mean fuck. Was it a sudden accident that she lost her hearing? Why did she have no problem with sign language.
Are they like relatives by marriage, or are they married or fapping together.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS!?!?!
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