Where's MrDinky?
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i seen dinky eating a raw baby seal with spicy mustard lettuce tomato fried egg whites oilves anchovies and wasabi dressing on a corner waiting for some delivery of a mail order dildo harness made with a red and fuschia lace chiffon french binding and interior male/ female attachments for wear'ers fun for all and it was to be shipped by a bike messenger who was riding a fixed gear bianchi with an alloy yet to be created an alluminum made of clear vibranium cross polycabonite with a clear steel powder coating finish that had a logo which can only be seen when in motion so the bike messenger wont be stopping which is a new york city state and federal standard bike/ throw/ dont look back motion but the night previously dinky had met the 4 girls of his dreams and each one took a part of his strength to so and long story short all of dinkys parts were too sore to move andd then the bike messenger passes by and throws dinky's package which dinky didint catch and it the sidewalk and opened up and it turned out the item inside wasnt the item dinky ordered it was a for him only ass ram with silver clear studded and dipped in chrome and shattered glass and embossed "flavorful's fun stick" but dinky grabbed the fun stick ass ram toy and took it to his private dinky cave an area in his closet where he has a bunch of doc marten boots in different colours and piled up to form a wall and has posts of post-its of naked men all sketched in flip book form but apparently it was all out like a wall paper... and there were other notes such as kOna is sexy today...
i felt uncomfortable siting in the dinky cave so I excused myself and got home and seen this thread...- words... words....words.... words... Oh! "ass ram"... words... words....locustsloth