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    Tis a nice poster.

    There was an excellent horror film in the 70's, and for a moment I thought this might be it, but no.

    There was this film, set in medieval England, about a plague of evil coming to a rural farming community. It starts off when they dig up some ungodly bit of corpse whilst ploughing a field. It has a patch of thick black fur on it, but despite this, it is not I repeat NOT a minge. Anyway, they bury it like God fearing Christians but its too late becuase they touched the minge THEY TOUCHED THE MINGE GOD HELP THEM, and they all start to get a bit evil round the edges. There's a young pretty blonde virgin in the village, who's name is Angel, and she goes well evil and starts having orgies and 'turning' all the young village folk with her dark and alluring sexwoche.

    Anyway it ends up you can either have a sexwoche with Angel and grow fangs or you can go and live with the old vicar in his uncomfortable church, so they're all fucked until Angel's dad decides to burn her alive to break the curse. Which he does, but not before she gets undressed and .... eeeeugh... tries to... barf... seduce him HER OWN DAD FOR GOD SAKE.

    I think it was a Hammer Horror and I used to love watching it as a kid in the 70's. Anyone know what that's called? I've never found it on the Googley.

    • Additional info...SkyPoo
    • Angel grows a dark patch of sexwoche minge on her arm. A MINGE! ON HER ARM!SkyPoo
    • Can nobody help me? I wonder if this was all a dream I had in 1976.SkyPoo
    • You bastards all have me on ignore don't you. DONT YOU. Well... fuck you.
      FUCK. YOU.
      SkyPoo

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