if you pay me, I'll move

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  • iamlo0

    1. I am Lorena, i live in long beach, i don't like my neighborhood. i have two different ears, i can't say california pizza kitchen without saying "chicken" and it's even worse now that i've discovered california chicken cafe, i have chronic allergies, i love to dance, i might drink too much, my mother hates my boyfriend and we may never marry.

    2. Because i offer love, a good shoulder to cry on, i make you laugh, i'm a good cook, i like good music, i believe in the human spirit, i read good books, i can have a conversation about any intelligent topic, i'm a good friend, i don't flake, i'm hardworking, and i love a fulfilling job.

    3. they find an endless amount of possibilities and potential in my eyes, and maybe i remind them a bit of themselves.

    now fuck off.

    • 1. One left and one right?
      2. Go to Holland.
      3. I'm blind, can I have yours?
      eating_tv
    • hahaha nice one.
      1. my ears look different from each other.
      2. OK!
      3. YES, definitely but only on loan.
      iamlo
    • 3. yes definitely, but only on loan.iamlo
    • lolairey
    • see? you already want to hire me.but i must decline, you're not very nice.iamlo
    • a girl after my own heartjevad
    • oooooh she's so cute... oh wait she's so feisty! are you on myspace?
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