How not to apply for a job
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AD: Good morning. Studio A.
RD: ehhh, yeeeeh.. who is it then?
AD: I'm sorry?
RD: who've i got here?
AD: This is studio A, sir. May I ask who I'm speaking with?
RD: well, mate, i'm chip, the rockstaw you looking for then, right?
AD: Ahhhhh... yyyyes, ummm thanks for getting back to me... Are you interested in coming in for an interview?
RD: Whot company was'is again?
AD: Um, Studio A
RD: OH YEAH, ROIGHT ROIGHT!!! Right... what.. does yo' company do, then?
AD: Um, well we blah blah blah
RD: awrioit, when can I come in?
AD: I can get you in on Thursday, 3pm.
RD: um what is the salary?
AD: Huh (wtf?)
RD: and you got them rockstar energy drinks? i likes them, i do.
AD: umm... well we can discuss compensation, benefits, perks when you come in.
RD: well, i'm just askin' 'cause last interview I had, I drove like 4 minutes and they couldn't offer me what I was asking for. so it was a waste of my time.
AD: Ooooo K, what are you asking for?
RD: what you offering?
AD: I can't throw out a number before looking over your skills and experience.
RD: $250k
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AD: *Click*
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RD: hello?