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  • BonSeff0

    Nemesis required.
    6-month project with possibilty to extend (San Diego)
    I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $1000 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the Trolley or a cab and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". Be "that guy" who cuts me off to get gas or on the freeway every other day or hits on my wife and pretends like I am not there. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil sinister laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
    British accent preferred. Thirst for Evil Required.

    • You already have one - BlueRay.Jnr_Madison
    • JazX, you are hired!
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    • nemesis NOT racist!BonSeff

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