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    Martyn’s drink-fuelled, sometimes violent exploits are as notorious as his music is revered. As he recounts past war stories, his capacity for survival is remarkable.

    “I’m not a violent man,” he insists. “but sometimes it just happens. I’ve been mugged in New York and luckily I fought my way out of it. I’ve been shot a couple of times as well, but I just lay down and pretended to be dead.”

    • hahaha I always wondered if it would make sense to play dead.
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    • Knowing full well if I was the person inflicting the death, I would walk up to the dead body to ensure I got the kill hit.
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    • Pretending or not.
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    • ... and tea bag the bastard eh, romey?7point34
    • So he's like the 50cent of folk?locustsloth
    • haha, he's scottish. he's a fighter.7point34
    • hahaah man. I have a good picture but I can't share. It's some kid tea bagging my other friend.
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    • With about 20 teabags tied to his belt and the person who is my friend (not other, I don't know the other kid) passed out.
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    • I thought it was a classy move. Considering teh passed out was a broad, and actual tea bagging is weird.
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    • i must see this picture.7point34

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