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Out of context: Reply #175
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"Hey biddy ... these past few weeks have been nothing short of great. As you can probably tell I'm about as smooth as sand paper, but I really like you and ... really? You're not stopping me? You were supposed to say, 'You had me at Hey Biddy'. Didn't really plan this far out. Wow. Now I just feel awkward. I can't tell if I'm sweating, because whenever I'm around you, the two under-shirts I have to wear get drenched immediately. Look... I'm going to put this out there. I've never known the touch of a woman. Not even like a teenager. I MEAN, I MEAN, like when I was a teenager and was supposed to learn how to talk to the opposite sex without the additive of alcohol. NOT THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC! OR PREY ON DRUNK GIRLS! I mean ... if you want to get some drinks that's cool. You were saying something about food earlier weren't you? I've been chomping on my foot for the past bit, so I'm not particularly hungry."